All I Want for Christmas Is You

Stop. It's spooky season first.

damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year

At this point idk if I should laugh or cry

She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase

I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.

They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.
This is a win, because there's definitely no L.

I'm so glad I don't work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I've heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can't listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.

If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don't think we played it much thankfully
Hey, now...

Ohfuckohfuckohfuck

Stop EVERYTHING and hide NOW.

Not yet, not until we wake Green Day up at the end of this month.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.

Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwfdC9Zqyk

I wish there was someone in the world who hadn't heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.
- There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven't heard the song [citation needed].
Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.
If I send that to my wife I think I'll have to cook dinner for a month but it'll be worth it

Fuck it, this is the year we win the war on christmas.

Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.

Last Christmas by Wham! doesn't get the hate it deserves either.

My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
I really like that song

Fuck off, I hate Christmas.

ebenezer scrooge over here
- Yes

I like this song best in the middle of june

Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July

Wtf, that's sickening; What country? I need to hate it forever.

Several shops here are already sticking Christmas things

Thank god in the Netherlands we first have to have the zwartepieten discussie.
For anyone out of the loop this is a tradition that is changing but some boomers get really mad about changing it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet
- You gotta make the lips funny
- Oh yeah heard about him a lot from a bunch of people that insist they are not racist.
- The boomers seem very racist.

everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted :(

She's an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that's ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she's got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!
- I'm just going to say it, I kind of like her Christmas song, just hearing it once or twice around Christmas is fine (for me).
  I don't listen to radio or watch (cable) TV, so I don't get bombarded with Christmas songs. It's like one of those hipster beers with ingredients like strawberry short cake, in small doses it's fine.
- it's my favorite Christmas song :(