'The revisions are hard evidence': White House struggles to justify firing of BLS chief over weak jobs numbers
'The revisions are hard evidence': White House struggles to justify firing of BLS chief over weak jobs numbers

'The revisions are hard evidence': White House struggles to justify firing of BLS chief over weak jobs numbers

If we stop testing, the numbers will look better.
If we fire the statistician, the numbers will look better.
He did this with his business dealings, too – just fudge the numbers (add square footage that doesn’t exist, underestimate costs and overestimate profits).
This is a well-tread pattern for this moron. What did anyone expect? He doesn’t care about reality, only that the numbers look good for him.
If we remove NOAA, there won't be any more hurricanes.
Air Force One pilots: "sir, remember when you got rid of NOAA?"
No no, that one’s different. Hurricanes are created by making Jesus cry by touching yourself, and you’re not supposed to look into the eye of god.
So we stop looking by getting rid of NOAA, and we stop the hurricanes by stopping everyone sinning.
And I’m kinda scared about how plausible that sounds.
If we shut down Mauna Loa observatory, they can't update the hockey stick graph anymore and global warming will be solved.
Same thing during covid. If we stop testing, our numbers aren't getting worse!