Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?
Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?
WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STINKER?
Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?
WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STINKER?
I am banned from an hospital and a country.
No, I was not an unruly patient,but instead called out their bullshit as a healthcare provider working with them. And reported them. Which lead to them banning me. Which funny enough is illegal here as well.
And I am banned from entering Turkey. Turkish airlines nearly killed me during a flight by having some sharp pieces in my food. Had a gastric bleed from it,including a hospital stay in a foreign country. Well. My travel insurance sued them and thinks got ugly. In parallel the political party I then was a somewhat active member of back then (as in "running for state parliament"-levels) was getting in arguments with Erdogan. So one day I received a letter by my foreign department that I specifically should not enter Turkey or I might see a Turkish prison from the inside.
Oh wow!! What a great answer. Thank you!
Haha, thank you. Glad i could help.
Bonus content: I am also banned at two different swinger clubs in two different countries. And I swear I was never a guest in either one.
First one: I am a paramedic and responded to a call to this establishment.Small, sleezy, club with not much going on. (We had a few od these in the area, I know how they usually look like) Man had "too many to drink" according to the owner and he basically just called us to get rid of him fast. Yeah, no. Guy in reality had a major stroke (subarachnoid hemorrhage to be exact) and was, well, actively dying. Not gonna tube a 120kg bodybuilder that is having seizures in a dark room. So I very nicely asked them to put on all the lights they could find. Which,well, did not fare well with the owner. He refused and did infact insult us and try to force us out. (With the patient) He shoved me. I am really not the guy you want to mess with when it comes to that. Former bouncer. Called law enforcement backup and shoved him back. Hard enough for him to fly through the room. Law enforcement arrived fast, arrested him and as then no licence holder was on site cleared the premises. (And according to them tipped off the fire marshal,the code enforcement and health control guys) He requested the name of the manager of my service. Which was kind of funny....i was the manager. So two days later he wrote a heated mail and banned my colleagues and me.
The other one is sadly not as funny/expansive. During COVID I was regularly in the media(Disaster prevention/planning is my main business now) and after an interview with an national newspaper some owner took offence and wrote me a (actually fairly civilized) letter that I was banned for life in all his establishments. TBH, that one was FAR more difficult to explain to the wife than the first one.
I got banned from Six Flags once when I was a kid
I was on that ride that shoots straight up and hangs for a moment before dropping
I wanted to get a picture of the view at the top, but but when I pulled the disposable camera out of my pocket some change fell out and it nearly hit the crowd below
When getting off the ride the young guy running the ride rolled his eyes and gave me a speech he was clearly forced to memorize, banning me from the park.
I felt bad about what had happened, and I just walked away to find my parents.
He didn't take my name or picture. No one ever came to escort me from the park, so I guess I was never actually banned.
Just made me think I was.
I was banned from an arcade because I had discovered that if you placed a strong enough magnet near the coin door of most of the cabinets you could pull together the leafs of the service switch and just get free games. Was a wee kid so they just never allowed me to enter again. But boy wasn't that the start of a hobby. Now i Reverse engineer things for fun.
Nice
I was banned from an amusement park because, many years ago. They sold drinks, in cups, that were shaped like bongs. My friend and I were sitting in a small pavilion area, that was in a rather remote corner of the park. We were smoking cigarettes, which was fine where we were, and my friend and I were talking about turning the cup into a bong. At one point he stuck his face on the opening like you would a bong. Some people, in the next pavilion over, were staring at us, then left. We were punk kids, like the music, so we were kinda used to random people staring at us, and we thought nothing of it.
About 20 minutes pass and a cop walks up to us. He asks us to turn over our paraphernalia, and leave the park, and he wont arrest us. We give him a WTF look, and say what paraphernalia? He says people reported seeing us smoking from a large, purple, water pipe. Friend says "you mean like this?" and holds up the cup. He looks at it for a good 10 seconds, and then says yeah that looks like a bong, I can see why they may have thought that. He then told us about how he was a punk, pulled up his sleeves to reveal GBH, and Casualties, tattoos. We commented on how he isn't a punk, now that he is a cop, those things are mutually exclusive. Short conversation on punk ethics ensues. He then says sorry for bothering us, and walks away. About 10 minutes later we are walking back into the main area of the park when we see punk cop walking with a man and starts flagging us down. The man is the park manager, and even though the cop straight up said it was a cup THEY SOLD, he wanted us kicked out, and trespassed. Cop asked us if we were going to leave now that we are asked, and we said yes, and left. However he stopped us at the gate demanding the cop get our IDs to put on file, cop tells him we left when asked, he can't actually write us up as a trespass if we leave upon request, unless we come back. So we started walking back to our car, and as we are getting up to it, the manager runs, literally runs, up to us and takes pictures of us, and our car.
Thing is, our friend circle included the daughter of the owner of the park. So we called her and told her what happened. Ban pulled, though that same manager was still there the next time we went, so he wasn't fired. We also refer to that guy as punk cop to this day.
I got banned from hinge/tinder for the crime of... being trans.
turns out if enough terfs report your profile as "misrepresenting your identity" you'll just get banned, no questions asked.
I mean, were you? From scary headlines I see, it is very much for your personal safety to not surprise the wrong person. Sometimes being right is not worth it
my profile very clearly said "trans woman" as my gender.
and yes, trans people have to be very careful with dating apps. so do all woman for that matter. but that shouldn't mean we aren't allowed to use them.
Nah, this is super common and well known in trans communities. We get pushed out of tons of spaces just for existing. Lots of dating apps and stuff will just ban you and give wrong reasons or lies, and even if you get the ban reversed, it just happens again, but that time it'll be perma for avoiding bans or using alternate accounts or something wild.
The blind hate by people is real. People think we complain a lot, and we kind've do, but almost always for good reason. Being treated shitty by stupid people everywhere sucks. It's more than just frustrating, it's actively oppressive and life changing in constant negative ways. It's literally the opposite of privilege. Like just imagine having not just low, but negative luck in an RPG.
My dad once said to me "just tone it down" when trying to be supportive of my transition. Like.... What the actual f does that even mean? I'm not super fem in public, I just want to mind my own business, for the most part, and be me and hang out with friends and drink coffee and bubble tea and try to get my mind off the burning down of my country. I responded to my dad "what? You want me to tone down being a woman?" And he couldn't really respond to that because I'm pretty sure he thinks being trans is like waving flags and being a rainbow covered, makeup wearing transvestite queer man in drag. Which is.... Deeply, deeply disheartening and frustrating. And before you think "oh just explain to him", I have, repeatedly - he's a moderate maga, the moderate flaming-ignoramus type that says he only cares about the economy and is totally unaware, or even belligerently defensive of his social unawareness and privileges of being a middle class, white, decent looking, tall, physically able, boomer cishet man.
Anyway, non-foss social media and stuff are all fucked up, and the vast majority of people are also too ignorant or dumb and stubborn to consider that which is anything past their immediate purview. We just don't talk about it since we're also told to shut up by most people. I guess that's just part of being an oppressed minority (internally screaming).
OMG really?! 😔 That is the pits. I’m so sorry that happened to you!
🫡 That’s a badge of honor, right there.
I had an account for over 12 years, they even offered me the opportunity to buy stock prior to launch for being a "power user".
Too bad I like luigi, and here I am
Same, except I liked my Palestine not being genocided
lol I was in the same boat. Advocated for Luigi. Got banned after 10 years of use.
Bolshevism is not new or any different than MAGA.
So Six Flags is apparently pretty ban happy. I’m not welcome in Magic Mountain anymore.
In my early twenties circa 2004 we borrowed my mom’s mini van, loaded up 8 of us and drove over night to get to Magic Mountain as they were opening. So it starts with the fact that before we started running around, I’d already been awake for 24 hours.
For whatever reason that day there was a large group that just kept cutting lines. “Excuse me, I’m trying to get up there to get my cousin off the ride.” But then they would group up and stay in line.
So big guy in front of me has some kids with him. My girlfriend and I had split away from our main group. Medium dude with wife and 2 kids behind me all loudly complaining to each other about it, I finally had enough and figured I’d have back up, so I grip the hand rail on each side and will not let go when the next few try to pull it again.
Cutter comes up with his wife or girlfriend and asks the same excuse, I refuse, he makes threats, anyone I thought was going to back me up suddenly examining their shoes. Dude swings at me and I easily duck it, but had to let go and he goes running ahead. My perceived back up offer excuses about not starting shit with their kids there, now with kids of my own I understand but back then I was really let down.
We get to where there’s finally a ride operator, the guy that threw at me is getting on the coaster, I point him out for cutting and swinging. Eventually I get on the coaster and as it’s going up I see him getting escorted away by security. When the ride ends security is waiting for me too.
“You’re out of here”
“Why, all I did was attempt to block a cutter?”
“He says you threw the first punch”
“Check the cameras“
“Doesn’t matter, policy says you’re both out and can’t come back”
So I get a tour behind the scenes to the parking lot. Girlfriend has to use the chicken exit to collect the group since this is prior to the time when everyone has a phone in their pocket. I get told they’ll let me wait in the car for my group but after that, don’t come back.
So yeah, I can’t go to Magic mountain anymore because cutters are also liars.
Got love lawyers creating rules like this. Same as zero tolerance policies in school. Stand up for yourself? Can't have that, you should just let assholes be assholes. What about punishment for them? Well we saw no legal liability so we did nothing (and we're chicken shits who afraid they might leave a 1 star review)
So yeah, I can’t go to Magic mountain anymore because cutters are also liars.
and security was too
Yikes! Not so Magic after all, I see.
When I was a teen, I had a summer job at a laboratory. They had a BLAZING FAST T-1 connection. This was a big deal, that's what hackers in movies dreamed about having access to.
So I took my gaming rig to workto play counterstrike one day. (it was always mostly deserted, and no one cared what the lab monkey did before noon when they all eventually showed up)
The latency was non existent. I felt like a god. I was banned from several servers that day becythey thought I was botting due to having an order of magnitude better ping than anyone I was playing against. I got paranoid and never took my machine to work again, but it was a fun day.
I thought you'd get banned from the lab lol
The #1 task requested of me at that lab was "can you install Napster on my computer". The second was "I completely fucked this
<visual present thing>
can you fix it with the Photoshop?My job was basically "Linux sys admin for the one Linux box that's important for some reason that has to do with the printers".
Various Wetherspoons in England, because I hated queuing for the girls loo, so I'd just run into the men's. Apparently they don't like when you do that.
I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)
Was it in various Wetherspoons? If so, could have been me.
I wonder if you're banned for violating the restroom or more because you didn't respect the integrity of the queue.
Huh. I've never seen that before. Men don't mind.
Bouncers apparently do
Can you IMAGINE some dude banging on a restroom stall? Lol
“YOU GET TF OUT OF THERE, MISSY!!”
I've taken so many girls to the gents for a wee at big events. I do like spoons though. Something about it's trashiness appeals.
Got banned from Reddit for criticizing the current White House administration.
Got banned for saying that "Israelis should have Netanyahus head on a pike"
If you ever wondered whether Israel has influence over reddit there's that. I really dont see how this could be "advocating for violence" level of ban worthy offense.
I've then tried the same message with other world leaders and no bans yet tho I've only tried a few so far. Maybe someone wants to donate some reddit accounts for this experiment.
I was PERMANENTLY banned BTW. ...and here comes Lemme. Lol
Good news, in case you're feeling nostalgic, you can relive the experience right here on select lemmy servers.
I got a couple of temp bans, actually got the morons over there to reverse some because they were ridiculous, but it’s the best thing that ever happened to me.
Fuck Reddit, it’s been a shithole ever since they decided to turn redditors into ad revenue. Nazi sympathizing corpo boot licking brown shirt friendly shithole WILL go down in flames like digg, and I’ll be standing by to watch and laugh.
Be careful provoking the Fire Nation, brother…
Bold of you to assume that I go to fun places to begin with.
I'm banned from Hollister.
As a teen, my sister & I were trying on clothes, and we realized that it was nearly the alloted time when our mom was going to pick us up. If we were late.... there would be hell to pay and we wouldn't to be able to go out for a while. So I scrambled out of the clothes, and, in a rush to not drop any of the stuff I was trying on, I stuffed it all into a pair of pants and draped it over the hanger for clothes you don't plan to purchase outside of the dressing room. We thanked the attendant and headed for the exit.
Suddenly, she was following us. As we exited the store, she yelled from the entrance "You are banned from ever setting foot in here again!! I will call security if I ever see you!!!" pointing at me. I was already in a rush, so I was confused af.
The only thing I can think I did was putting clothes in the pants..? Did she think it was a shoplifting attempt..? But I had legt it behind..? I dunno.
Anyhow, I've literally never purchased anything from there before or after. I hung with goth kids. I was just there because my sister liked it. Lol Plus, it was so ridiculously dark in there, you could barely see anything anyhow. No desire to shoplift their tiny, low-quality clothes. Ever.
It closed down years ago. I still remember that angry woman & how stunningly confused I was lol
EDIT: oh..... the title says "fun places"..... oops.
Well... to make up for wasting people's time, I also got banned from our local county fair because my sister's idiot friends were throwing coins at people from one of rides that went up in the air.
😂 both these answers surprised me
Reddit. First strike was an anti religion comment. Got back after my 3 days and the first thread I saw was something in one of the popular subs where everyone was shitting on religion. Second strike was cheering on the bear in a clip where a bear turned on a circus trainer for "wishing harm". Third and final strike was for shitting on the manosphere for, and I quote, "hatred towards vulnerable and marginalized groups."
All three came in the last two or three years, after being on the platform for more than a decade and never being suspended before that.
I got banned for harassment of poor CEOs for supporting our Saint Luigi
hey me too ! high five
Andrew Twat is so vulnerable and marginalized :'(
Funny, all the things you said that offended Reddit sound like reasons to celebrate having you here.
🫡 Keep soldering on.
And they hate our Saint Luigi Mangioni
I banned myself from casinos where I live and in all neighbouring countries because the house always wins and there should be no way I can give them money. (The gambling regulators allow you to ban yourself) I've never been to a casino I just know I can't be trusted.
I had no idea you could do that! While I have only gambled twice (with about $10 each time), I’ve never felt the bug. It takes a naturally fun person to fall into gambling; my sympathies, bud. Good on you for protecting yourself (I’ve had to recuse myself from alcohol in the past).
I took part in getting my family kicked out of a Barnes & Noble once. My brothets and I ran around without our shirts on and were yelling. We were caught by staff and they found our parents and told us to leave. Our parents were in a business meeting and were not happy about it.
Dang! What were you even reading?! lol
Lord of the Flies. Good thing they were caught, they were just about to murder a kid.
Go karts in Corpus Christi. I like ramming little kids into the walls
With the karts right?
And are the kids in karts too?
If there's not a child crying by the end, did you really even drive the bumper cars?
Username checks out.
Banned for life from the street runoff sewer system in a relatively small city.
A good place to sleep. I’m sorry they did you like that.
Some bar in Amsterdam. We were there for a Bachelor's party/trip, it wasn't even that late at night but two guys in our group were already drunk to the point of half falling asleep and kept dropping their drinks on the floor. The waitress warned us the second time and kicked us all out the third or fourth time it happened. When we all got outside, one of the two jerks had the nerve to ask "What happened? Did we just get kicked out? Why? Couldn't they have at least warned us first?"
Don't know if I was ever banned but I was definitely asked to leave a go kart track when I was about 10 or 11. It was a kids track with only a few karts to choose from but they weren't even as far as performance went. I had picked one that turned out to be slower than one another boy chose, so he kept lapping me as we were driving around. I've always been very competitive so I was just getting madder and madder as this smug little shit kept passing me even though I was pedal to the metal, so I made a decision. One lap as he was just about to pass me I wrenched my steering wheel to the side and ran him off the track. I was, of course, spotted by an attendant who stopped me and brought me over to my very embarrassed parents then asked us all to leave. I don't think the other kid was hurt, but I didn't care enough at the time to check so he might have been.
I don’t know why so find your story so damn funny
👏👏😂
🚑🫂👈 the other kid’s parents lolNot my proudest moment, but definitely funny.
He knew the throttle wire trick
One Irish Pub (popular chain here in France/Europe) in Avignon cause I puked all over the counter. Although I assume they've forgotten cause it was about 10 years ago... but I also haven't drank in about 5 years so it's not like I care, lol.
Buddy, I highly encourage you to go back there and tell us if they recognize you. How can they NOT? You’re a damn legend in this pub!!
We once narrowly avoided something like that because the owner of the place had overheard that our friend who puked under the table had just got dumped by his gf. She was very chill about it, just asked us to get him home and maybe stop him one drink earlier the next time we were coming.
A night club some where in the DC area. Apparently some people have fun at these places and it was extremely popular
Anyway I was getting to know my cousin again after years of no contact, getting to know how toxic she was. We cut the line and brushed past the bouncer and walked around the club. As an average sized girl, she was more or less able to lose herself in the crowd. As a bigger guy just trying to stick with someone I knew in an unfamiliar place, I literally had a bouncer chasing me through the crowd, grabbing at me to try to drag me out. I am very much not a fighter, so consider myself extremely lucky we just got peacefully kicked out
Oh dang lol
not a fun night, it seems.
Kicked out of Canada when I was in my early twenties.
Picture it. 1998. Niagara Falls (the Canadian side). I was visiting western New York with my gf at the time. She was driving and we had three of her friends in the car with us.
She was speeding so a local cop flashed his lights and pulled us over. He made her step out of the car. Then he came over, stuck his head through the driver’s side window and chastised us all:
“You know how fast she was goin’? One of you needs to be the designated smart guy and tell her to slow down.”
Then his eyes focused on me in the backseat.
Cop: “Where are you from?”
Me: “Georgia.”
Cop: “Yeah well you just need to get back to the border and get outta here. We don’t need your kind here.”
I'm banned from club penguin
I was banned from Dave and Busters because the assholes in the booth next to us dumped two pitchers on the floor and the staff thought we were together.
Fun
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casino
lol
😂 Yeah, I ran into a guy who counts cards yesterday. He works for a small casino near me, but apparently he started out in Vegas as a dealer and then got banned at other casinos. 🤷🏻♂️ Interesting conversation. I want more!
Reddit.
Reddit isn't fun (anymore).
I got banned from Tinder. Possibly because I refused to give my real email and just kept entering temp mail addresses, or possibly due to a photo I included that was taken from behind at an outdoor (public) body paint event.
Dang. That’s tough. At least you still have Grindr and ChristianMingle, in case you’re into gas station bathrooms or gay dudes.
I've been banned from Ravelry for many years and I have no idea why. They used to not message people when they got moderated, so I haven't got a clue 🤷.
my mum told me, at my baptism, I put the candle under the pop's cloth. he definitely took fire, and i like to believe i was banned from church 😎
currently working on getting banned on the rest of the reddit subs i frequen(ted).
Does that count?
This reminds me of an old cartoon; Old guy getting banned from the cemetary and rejoicing his new found imortality. Thought that was funny.
My fake name got written up because I entered a protected nature park. I leave nature as I find it so I considered the "Not allowed to enter" sign authoritarian bullshit. When some guy caught us we gave fake names and he said we would get in trouble if we came back.
It's good that you are like that, but those limits exist because some people aren't.
Then get me a responsible human license.
Lmfao. My house is next to a nature preserve, and I can’t say I haven’t thought about walking into the woods to take some better pictures.
I've been banned off of Line for the crime of doing literally nothing. I created an account before a trip to Japan so I could add Japanese people I already knew or might meet while there.
I made the account without any significant issues, got the QR code to add a friend then got an unspecified error any time I tried to add them. I tried adding an official account with the same error. I looked it up and saw some suggestions about waiting a few days to try again so I did just that with the same results for any official account or my friends account. My brother made an account and tried to add our friend with the same results, then found that when using my QR code it said the account didn't exist.
After digging more into it and trying to figure out what was up with Line's support directly all I could find was an FAQ that said if you got an unspecified error when adding someone then it means your account violated Terms of Service for sending illegal messages, harassing people, etc that type of stuff. Still have yet to figure out how exactly either of us did any of those things before we could send a single message, but I'm sure it's a very good and logical reason which would surely also explain why Line doesn't answer my tickets or emails. Surely.
Probably got flagged as a bot by accident tbh
Happens sometimes, especially if you're on a vpn
I think it's nice that you thought your class was fun :)
Canada, because I got a DUI in the USA 21 years ago. Yes I was a stupid kid and no I don't do that anymore. But damn.
I got banned from a bar once, because I refused to give them my water bottle. Which I entered with it empty. Which I filled up in front of staff
I wasn't even there to drink, they just have a nice arcade section I used to regular
Dang, that’s tough! I’m right there with you, wanting to take my own liquids with me… but they probably thought you had GHB.
Nope
I was going to say Reddit, but then I realized you meant from some fun place. So no, I haven’t been banned from some place fun.
I got banned from a bar once, because I refused to give them my water bottle. Which I entered with it empty. Which I filled up in front of staff
I wasn't even there to drink, they just have a nice arcade section I used to regular
I work near a casino. I told my colleagues I'm banned for counting cards, so I don't have to go with them and I have an easy and bulletproof excuse to not go.
Mysterious. I like your style…