You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don't worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.
Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!
With enough alcohol I could be convinced to wear a kilt for about 5 minutes. Short of that I will literally fight you over wearing a skirt. Attribute whatever you like to that, but I will not wear a skirt. Now, I have Donald Ducked it in front of her and the only thing I got was a hungry stare and a "Mmmm".
Maybe you haven't tried a long skirt/dress yet. Swooshy, full control of your exposure level, fresh air wafting underneath, long tall silhouette, give it a try!
My stretchy leggings do a great job of moving the moisture away from the place it's generated in. I don't know the science, I just know having leggings on is a lot better for my sweating than a skirt. And trust me, I love skirts.
I got a bunch of preshrunk plain colored linen pants and shorts and they’re comfy as fuck, cool in the sweaty months and for my job at a bakery, and still look at least business casual (the long pants, not the shorts) even if they’re wrinkly.