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This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.
If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I've wasted my life
You want to go the pool route. In the hot tub there's little differentiation temperature wise.
Look man
Y'all know far too much for this. I'm 34, my ex cheated on me 5 years (or 6 idk, I lost track) and have gotten laid once in that time.
It doesn't help i have ADHD with some weird mental thing preventing me from trying to hook up with anyone for any reason
Wait, no, I think my ex and I did try in a pool once but when they say "pool closed" we assumed that meant cause no staff was around
They are, so next time take off your floaties.
Nice try, I'd drown immediately if I did that
I read the caption before I took a good look at the picture and I assumed that "floaties" meant something very different.
Floaters greatly lessen my enjoyment of hot tubs as well.
Yeah spots everywhere and you don't know if its an bubble on your eye or just the floaties
Dammit! These are schwimmflügel, there IS a proper English term. Use It!
Edit: Thanks @dan@upvote.au I realized a left out a diacritic mark.
schwimmflugel
English
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Floaties image search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=floaties&t=ffab&ia=images&iax=images
Nary a schwimmflügel in those results at all. I rest my case.
my dad always called them floogles and i never knew why!
Parents can be mysterious, that way.
Skill issue tbh
Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.
If anything it would make them faster as the floaties would increase the speed the hand goes up
this guy hand jobs
I love onions
Whatever floats your uhh… arms?
"from German". I'm not being elitist, I am not German. But lent words have origins.
Safety first though!
Honey, you have to put some elbow grease into it.
That's when you go for the foot job instead.
Sounds like a challenge tbh
It prevents: "This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub" kinds of situations.
