Trump appoints Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as top prosecutor in DC
Trump appoints Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as top prosecutor in DC
President Donald Trump said he is appointing Fox News host and ex-prosecutor Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia.
How many drinks does she need to take the case?
I think twenty-four is how many are in a case?
Yet another DUI hire.
Well technically her blood is 200 proof. So she has to stay drunk or you know, die. :\
The worst sequel to Speed
That’s historically on par. Always appoint the least qualified sycophant for the job.
This is like an Adam Sandler movie only somehow dumber and less funny
Musk makes Sandler look like Carlin by comparison
"All rise, the dishonorable Judge Winebox presiding."
Country with a second amendment refuses to use it.
Great. Another alcoholic.
Another DUI hire
Trump cabinet meeting
He's such a cryyyyyyyy baby.. da da dadada da
She apparently used to be a judge, but we all know what made him pick them.
She needs the money since her 401k is gone
Why don't they just make Fox News part of the governement. We can watch all their faces melt from the evil they create.
Talk ever see the movie Devils Advocate. You know how peoples face take on a kind of hideous look like their personalities are reflected in their face. I'm fucking Charlize Theron over here.
Does this belong on Not The Onion?
Being an onion writer must be an absolute nightmare right now
Hahahahahahaha... Ohhhhh god.
He's going for the alcoholic appointment record.
I dunno man have you ever watched Mad Men? I feel like, before like 1975, people just got wasted all day every day during work hours.
Hm. Good point.
It's kind of weird how he keeps hiring drunks when he's a teetotaler himself.
Maybe he just misses Nixon
Jesus, why will these cunts not just die?
Because apparently God is real and he's actually just a gigantic piece of shit. These people live forever and get rewarded for being absolute scum.
Got enough Botox?
Soft on crime.