4mo ago

hmmm

POV: Your tournament opponent is chess itself.

17 comments

He wanted to be called a Chess-head, but they just ended up calling him Checkers. :(
- He asked for a thirteen but they drew a thirty-one.
Chess is his kink and he's just waiting for the right king/queen/rook to traverse all-over him.
- Yeah watching pawn doesn't cut it
- Those eyes are looking for a mating sequence.
  
  No one is En passant-ing on getting in on this action.
- I don't see you guys rating
  The kind of mate I'm contemplating
  I'd let you watch, I would invite you
  But the queens we use would not excite you
It's part of the strategy, it's called camouflage.
- The covert ops of gameboard warfare
Is this the 4D chess I keep hearing about?
Oh, you think the chess board is your ally, but you merely adopted the game. I was born in it, molded by it.
Qc7 -> C5 C6 and protect that knight.
Edit: id10t error
I think he likes chess.
- I think he likes ska
If you wanna play chess, use your head.
yooo I've got an idea for my next hair dye session :D I haven't thought about doing that yet

17 comments