isGlitch.com - the online-est of tech rags @lemmy.world Et Al @lemmy.world 8mo ago Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems" isglitch.com /article/2025-04-06-microsoft-new-ai Emotional Surveillance System Aims to Preempt Conscience-Driven Disruptions 2 crossposts The Onion @midwest.social Et Al @lemmy.world 8mo ago Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems" isglitch.com /article/2025-04-06-microsoft-new-ai The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works Et Al @lemmy.world 8mo ago Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems" isglitch.com /article/2025-04-06-microsoft-new-ai
Clippy: I see your are wrestling with your conscious. Would you like me to make the decision for you?<yes> Clippy: OK, please run over the children, the CEOs are more important.
I believe, based on what I see whenever I notice this community on /all, that this community is for a satire website, so probably.
It looks like the article was written by an Alexa Turing, which could be a real name… but seems a little bit too on the nose. Edit: yeah, it’s satire, check the community about section.
Clippy: I see your are wrestling with your conscious. Would you like me to make the decision for you?
<yes>
Clippy: OK, please run over the children, the CEOs are more important.