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The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg

From 2020

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He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.
- Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account
What a timeline we live in that I had to double check the community this was posted in to verify it was satire
it's like rimworld when you replace one of your transhumanist colonist's legs with a piece of wood
- yaharr!
Then there's this
- It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.
  
  Yeah I'm waiting for the $30,000 medical version that's the exact same just white
I half expected this to be "Not the onion". We are talking about D'Elon after all.
I feel bad for that Vitamix

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