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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

theonion.com RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little

WASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nominee to oversee the Department of Health and Human Services, vowed Monday to ban all soaps that smell so good you eat a little. “Big soap companies have been poisoning and...

RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
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