Anon defeated the GM in his magical realm

Got the transcript from u/Raisu- on Reddit, altered by me to make formatting work on Lemmy.

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Anonymous, 06/16/2020, 13:13

Playing a female dragonborn

GM asks what her breast size is

I say she's as flat as a pancake

GM decrees she in fact has doubles Ds

Her clothes keep getting burnt off

Once he describes her clothes getting burnt off despite the fact they had already burnt off earlier and she was still naked

I fall a long way off a mountain and survive by using a Death Ward

GM declares I leave a Wile E Coyote style hole with two enormous pits for my giant boobs

We actually catch a kobold NPC using the boob pits

I am legit sick of Double Dragon Titties

Eventually hatch a plan for revenge

DMNPC is an annoying overpowered wizard we all hate

GM fucking loves the wizard and thinks his lolrandum fuckery of the party is hilarious

In-character everyone decides that the wizard is an evil asshole and needs slaying

We get the wizard in a cellar and cast an anti-magic field

I slather my front in magical superglue we got from somewhere

Grab the wizard, smash his face inbetween my giant boobs, then slam myself into the ground repeatedly

Wizard suffocates between enormous dragon boobs and has every bone broken by 240 lbs of dragonborn crushing him

GM argues that he wouldn't suffocate from being superglued to a chest

"He wouldn't if I was flat, too bad you insisted I have giant bouncing dragontits."

So that's how I killed the DMNPC with the GM's magical realm.